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Here’s a short article about cell phones I wrote a few years ago. If you have any opinion about cell phones, or people that use them, write a comment below.

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A lot of people are afflicted with the same sad condition. People between 12 and 59 are especially susceptible to this disease. The

symptoms are easy to recognize. Victims are usually in a bus or

coffee shop when the attacks occur. For lack of a medical education I call it Cell Phone Syndrome. They appear to be staring at a phone that isn’t ringing. What’s going on? I don’t know.

Is there an inconvenient time to call someone by cell phone? Maybe not. People seem glad to get a call even if they are busy making lunch,

making money or making love.

….I visited a cell phone shop near my house and interviewed one of the Electronic Technicians there, a charming girl who stopped taping Mickey Mouse cartoons on the windows to answer my questions. I asked her why so many people are using cell phones. She replied that she didn’t have a clue. I then approached her manager who was busy supervising the taping of Mickey Mouse cartoons on the windows.

The Chief Electronic Technician said he wasn’t sure but suggested it might be somehow connected with the multi-million dollar media blitz his company was perpetrating.

I bumped into an acquaintance at the mall last week. He is a member of PADI, the scuba diving organization. He told me that, worldwide, fewer people are diving than five years ago. I suggested that maybe it had something to do with oil spills and hungry sharks. He said no. He is sure that divers don’t want to be cut off from friends and telemarketers when under the sea. I’m sure an underwater cell phone would be a popular product and will probably appear in the stores soon.

….This might increase the membership in PADI because wouldn’t it be cool, when friends or creditors call, to say, “Hi, I’m glad you called but

I’m 300 feet down in the Pacific Ocean right now feeding a 40-foot stingray. Can I get back to you when I decompress?”