Archive for March, 2009
On Aging
Posted by Shepard in Granpa John Remembers on March 21st, 2009
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Here is something an old friend sent to me recently. It struck a nerve with me… and maybe you can relate to some of this, too. Write your comments down below.
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it and let her know. Aging, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don’t agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. In aging, I’ve become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend. I don’t chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn’t need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon — before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the ’60s and ’70s, and if at the same time, I wish to weep over a lost love … I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They too will age. I know I am sometimes forgetful. But then again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things. Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody’s beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect. I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver. As you age, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don’t question myself any more. I’ve even earned the right to be wrong. So, to answer your question, I like aging. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day if I feel like it!
The Cell Phone Syndrome
Posted by Shepard in Uncategorized on March 2nd, 2009
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Here’s a short article about cell phones I wrote a few years ago. If you have any opinion about cell phones, or people that use them, write a comment below.
Click here if you would like to listen to me read the article.
A lot of people are afflicted with the same sad condition. People between 12 and 59 are especially susceptible to this disease. The
symptoms are easy to recognize. Victims are usually in a bus or
coffee shop when the attacks occur. For lack of a medical education I call it Cell Phone Syndrome. They appear to be staring at a phone that isn’t ringing. What’s going on? I don’t know.
Is there an inconvenient time to call someone by cell phone? Maybe not. People seem glad to get a call even if they are busy making lunch,
making money or making love.
….I visited a cell phone shop near my house and interviewed one of the Electronic Technicians there, a charming girl who stopped taping Mickey Mouse cartoons on the windows to answer my questions. I asked her why so many people are using cell phones. She replied that she didn’t have a clue. I then approached her manager who was busy supervising the taping of Mickey Mouse cartoons on the windows.
The Chief Electronic Technician said he wasn’t sure but suggested it might be somehow connected with the multi-million dollar media blitz his company was perpetrating.
I bumped into an acquaintance at the mall last week. He is a member of PADI, the scuba diving organization. He told me that, worldwide, fewer people are diving than five years ago. I suggested that maybe it had something to do with oil spills and hungry sharks. He said no. He is sure that divers don’t want to be cut off from friends and telemarketers when under the sea. I’m sure an underwater cell phone would be a popular product and will probably appear in the stores soon.
….This might increase the membership in PADI because wouldn’t it be cool, when friends or creditors call, to say, “Hi, I’m glad you called but
I’m 300 feet down in the Pacific Ocean right now feeding a 40-foot stingray. Can I get back to you when I decompress?”